Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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