She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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