well I can't set my house on fire every night
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
What a dumb baby whore.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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