hell yes lets make some ravioli
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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