wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
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