She announced her abortion via fbk
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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