what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
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the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
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no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
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