Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm going to use my one free fuck up card tonight.
What'd you do?
Its more like what im about to do.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think people are normalizing furries
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
