chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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