She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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That was an excessively violent trivia night
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
stop falling asleep in the bathtub. you are not a movie star, you cannot die that way.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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