One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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