Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
My vagina just recognized that song.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
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