I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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