I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
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I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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