Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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