She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
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The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
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You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
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Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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