NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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