whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
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