The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
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So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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