I must be too annoying 4 u.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
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I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
My dick has a subreddit
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
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