I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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