half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
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