What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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