his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
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Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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