Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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