I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
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