I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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