I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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