well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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