i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
Got drunk and tried to deep fry burritos. Turns out wild turkey isn't a good replacement for vegetable oil. Nearly burned my house down.
Sober people should be as daring as drunk people more often, because honestly the fact you’ve lived so long is a sign that anything is possible.
you are never too drunk for berry picking
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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