As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
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I think your dad took our porno
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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