You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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