Having a random hookup so left but love u
I'm pretty hammered, I'll elaborate tomorrow
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I want you more than these girls want KFC
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
Randomize
