Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
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