i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
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At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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