swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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