You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
dude. I can hear the air.
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