i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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