i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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