That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
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drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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