lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
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I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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