he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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