She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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