A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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