ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
And my parents said I crawled through the house
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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