I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
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Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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