This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
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Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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