He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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