I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
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Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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