Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
We got so high we made milksteak
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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