Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
Every time I type "should" my phone autocorrects to "shouldn't". even my phone knows my ideas are terrible.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
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I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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