Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
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I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
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This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
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