Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
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from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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